Rich is a faithless heretic. He wears 2 wedding rings, thinking that the one cancels out the other. He is a former monkey trainer at a traveling elephant circus, where cows were painted like ducks to confuse the audience. He used to like to dance the forbidden dance. Now, though, he just sits and watches the younger kids dance, wondering why no one ever gives him suckers anymore when he drives through the bank drive thru. He wishes you well in your future endeavors, and makes up stories about his parents--like the one where they are in prison for eating puppies at a pet store. Someday he hopes to stop calling himself "Hot Carl," but he probably won't. He likes music, basketballs, 10% of the World's population (by estimate...give or take a few million), and a wide variety of cheeses. If ever you see him, say "hey, aren’t you Sharpe Dunaway?" He really needs the boost in confidence right now. Thank you.